THE CHIPS ARE DOWN

IN DE BUCKET.

I HAD CHICKEN FOR MY LUNCH.
AND I SLICED MY HAND THREE TIMES SO I LIKE HAVE NO LEFT HAND TO SPEAK OF NOW. I MADE CHIPS ALL DAY AND THEN DID SOME SALAD GARNISH AND CUT SOME CHEESE. MY HAND SLIPPED OFF THE BLADE WHILE SLICING A LARGE BLOCK OF CHEDDAR AND WENT UNDER THE BLADE SOOO YES. ALSO, CHIPS ARE DANGEROUS TO SLICE, RESULTING IN A LARGE PORTION OF THE END OF YOUR FINGER COMING CLEAN OFF.

Heck. they use really sharp knives in there D: but if you're not quick, they get impatient. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOOOOOOOOOO.

Also, lol, storage hoods & MATT. SIMMONS.

(decided giving my work experience days boring, predictable titles, i'll just call them whatever. sounds like a plan, owlman.)