Level 1.
[X] Said LOL out loud. (All the time :D)
[X] Forgotten your own age.
[X] Tried to lick your elbow.
Total so far: 3
Level 2.
[] Said the wrong name in bed.
[] Had unprotected sex.
[] Hurt yourself sexing.
[] Sexed yourself hurting.
Total so far: 3
Level 3.
[X] Licked your toe.
[] Licked a frozen pole.
[] Licked a dog bone.
[X] Licked a dog.
Total so far: 5
Level 4.
[X] Drank old milk.
[] Drank milk right from a cow.
[] Ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.
[] Drank Qwik right from the brown cow.
[] Pushed a cow over.
Total so far: 6
Level 5.
[X] Eaten bugs. (it flew down my throat :D)
[] Eaten garbage.
[X] Eaten food off the floor after five seconds. (Dude, 10 minutes is good with me...)
[X] Eaten a booger. (yummy :D)
Total so far: 9
Level 6.
[X] Been in a five-seater car with more than seven people.
[] Been in a seven-seater van with over twelve people.
[] Driven in a seven-seater van by yourself.
[] Driven a tricycle past the age of three.
[] Driven yourself to the wrong house.
Total so far: 10
Level 7.
[X] Put dirty dishes in the fridge.
[] Put bowls of food in the dishwasher.
[x] Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard.
[X] Put salt in your coffee. (it was tea but nevermind)
[] Dropped the cap into the glass you were drinking from.
Total so far: 13
Level 8.
[] Jumped over a car.
[x] Jumped out of a moving car.
[X] Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose.
[] Jumped off a bridge.
[] Jumped off your house.
Total so far: 15
Level 9.
[] Forgotten where you live.
[] Forgotten your own birthday.
[] Forgotten to zip up in the morning.
Total so far: 15
Level 10.
[x] Walked into a pole.
[x] Walked into a wall.
[x] Walked into someone.
[x] Walked into a parked car.
Total so far: 19
Level 11.
[x] Won a burping contest.
[] Burped the alphabet.
[x] Burped just to break the silence.
[] Burped too hard and thrown up.
Total so far: 21
Level 12.
[x] Eaten a whole bag of chips.
[x] Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
[x] Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice.
Total so far: 24
Level 13.
[x] Been caught picking your nose.
[x] Been caught going to the bathroom outside.
[] Been caught with your pants down.
[] Been caught having sex.
[] Been caught sexing yourself.
Total so far: 26
Level 14.
[x] Shoved something up your nose.
[x] Picked your nose and studied what came out.
[x] Picked your nose till it bled. (HAHAHAHA GOOD TIMES. Paper all over the floor trying to mop that one up :D)
[] Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you.
[x] Blew your nose so goddamn hard your whole body hurt.
Total so far: 30
Level 15.
[x] Told a lie.
[x] Been caught in a lie.
[x] Lied to cover a lie.
[x] Lied to cover your ass.
[] Lied to an undercover hooker cop.
Total so far: 34
Level 16.
[x] Laughed at someone in pain. (twas pretty funny at the time)
[] Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself. (never do ;D)
[] Laughed at a funeral.
[x] Laughed so hard you pissed yourself. (happens embarassingly much.)
Total so far: 36
Level 17.
[x] Written a letter to Santa Claus.
[] Believed in Santa past the age of eight.
[] Believed your folks when they said that a bunny laid chocolate eggs in the house.
[] Believed you were NEVER too old for trick-or-treating.
Total so far: 37
Level 18.
[x] Thrown a party for yourself.
[] Thrown a ball at yourself.
[x] Thrown up on yourself.
[x] Thrown a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch.
[] Thrown a super ball in the house and taken it right in the face.
Total so far: 40
Level 19.
[x] Pretended to know what you're doing.
[] Pretended you were hot shit.
[x] Pretended you weren't listening.
[x] Pretended you were Spider-Man. (spider-woman, to be correct.)
Total so far: 43
Level 20.
[x] Fell on the sidewalk.
[x] Fell down the stairs.
[x] Fell UP the stairs.
[x] Went sledding down the stairs. (on mah bum 8D)
Total so far: 47
Level 21.
[] Tried to do a really cool back flip...
[] And busted your ass.
[x] Tried to do a really cool cartwheel...
[x] And didn't lift your feet, retard.
Total so far: 49
Level 22.
[x] Eaten food that you just kind of... found.
[x] Eaten the mystery food in the back of the fridge.
[x] Eaten something nasty to get a laugh.
[] Cried when no one laughed. (they laughed, goddammit.)
Total so far: 52
Level 23.
[x] Cried when you hurt yourself.
[x] Cried when you didn't get your way.
[x] Cried over spilled milk.
[] Cried after sex. (HHAHAHAAH. HAHAHAH. HAHAHA. who does this o__o?)
Total so far: 55
Level 24.
[] Gone swimming naked.
[] Gone swimming in a stranger's pool.
[] Gone swimming with a hose in the yard.
[] Gone swimming in a stank-ass pond.
[] Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ.
Total so far: 55
Level 25.
[x] Ridden a pony.
[x] Ridden a donkey.
[] Ridden a lawnmower pretending it was an awesome racecar.
[] Ridden a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship.
[x] Ridden the dog. (in a horse way. not in a sex way. lmfao)
Total so far: 58
Level 26.
[x] Locked yourself out of your house.
[] Locked yourself out of your car.
[x] Locked yourself IN the car.
[x] Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house.
[x] Tangled yourself up in a rope.
[] Tangled yourself up in a hose.
[] Locked yourself in the trunk WITH the keys.
Total so far: 62
Level 27.
[] Overcooked a fancy meal.
[] Overcooked Easy MAC.
[] Overcooked a Pop-Tart.
[] Overcooked a tiny plastic army man. (if i had one i would)
[x] Overcooked yourself at the beach.
Total so far: 63
Level 28.
[x] Bitten plastic fruit.
[x] Bitten into something too hard and hurt your teeth.
[] Bitten down before you got the fork into your mouth.
[x] Lifted an empty soda you thought was full, thereby flinging it.
[x] Overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasn't there.
Total so far: 67
Level 29.
[x] Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them.
[x] Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa.
[x] Shaved your eyebrows. (XD when I was small I used to do this 8D lmfao)
[x] Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! Sweet irony.
TOTAL: 71
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